Risible 'fashion' courtesy Etsy; comments courtesy Mark Piper.
Reversible Two Sided Collar
"On my planet, we wear these to store the health-giving Nerdoid radiation which protects us from ever having to make conversation..."
WildFlower Medallion Obi Belt
"I am strong in The Force - but I'm also fabulous."
Ripstop Nylon Party Dress in Wine
"Oooh, Jennifer, mom is going to be so pissed at the hole you cut in the pool cover."
ed. note: What a surprise to find all three of these items are currently on sale! Don't delay, etc.