Designer Fashion Hanger

Calvin Klein Designer Pants/Skirt Fashion Hanger. Excellent condition. Measures 14 1/4" l. I have many more women's accessories available in my ebay store :)



$5. Again, the hopeful ":)"

Bonanzle is new to me but it looks like it'll be a...a bonanzle of LOLZ.

Nebraskan Entrees

Entrees as interpreted by the Lincoln, Nebraska public school system.

"Chicken Fingers"



"Fiestada"



"Chicken Ranch Salad"



The salads are probably the worst, teaching as they do that salads are things to be feared and that one's cheap meat and cheese is better deposited on old tortilla chips.

Not pictured here: Nebraska bun. ?

"One-piece formal wear"

"I weared it to X-mas party." The idea of "one-piece formal wear" that was not a gown intrigued. Predictably, it is "Polyester & spandex for elasticity." "Top is attached to pants, a zip on the back, strips, sleevless." And the seller has done some modelling, natch.





Very nice, you say, at least for one-piece poly XL maternity wear. But then comes the WTF punch:



!!??

Aprons to make your child cry

"Mother Daughter Cafe Apron Set"

With Kotex applique.



With WTF.



Flying turtlebee?



I imagine she finds the cling-with-thumb cute, but I find it bizarre to use that here. That thumb-in, clinging-to-Mummy state is a very vulnerable one, and normally a relatively private one. Using it to sell aprons is maybe not the best idea. Time to put the digital camera down and make with the hugs, here.

I am A FREAK

This neglected child SHOUTED HIS WHOLE AD on OkCupid, and is offering an extraordinarily bad deal.

THE WOMAN FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO RECEIVE THIS UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY WILL BE FULLY AWARE THAT THE VALUE OF A QUALITY, FULL BODY SUIT IS $50,000 TO $500,000. IN EXCHANGE FOR ALLOWING ONLY ARTISTS FROM MY SHOP TO WORK ON HER BODY SUIT AND FOR AGREEING TO A LONG TERM ASSOCIATION WITH MY PROJECT IN WHICH SHE WORKS AS A SIDESHOW PERFORMER AND SUPER-MODEL, SHE WILL RECEIVE THE WORK AT A DISCOUNTED RATE AND WILL RECEIVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO EARN THE TATTOOS BY HELPING ME AS MY PART-TIME SALES REPRESENTATIVE (NO MONEY INPUT REQUIRED ON YOUR PART EVER)

Tr.: work for me under long-term contract -- unpaid. Among other requirements, this BEAUTY (BY MODELING STANDARDS) must be INTELLIGENT AND INTERESTED IN ALL MY INTERESTS (THESE ARE MY BUSINESS'S INTERESTS AS WELL EG. TATTOOS, SIDESHOWS, PUNK ROCK). Also must like teh cock.

I AM EXTREMELY SERIOUS AND HAVE SIGNIFICANT RESOURCES AT MY DISPOSAL. Apply now.

No good, awful, terrible, very bad jeans.

Christian Dior jeans. Purportedly. More "designer" chav denim from China:



The jeans the not very popular kid got for Christmas in 1984. Which made everybody feel bad for him, because everybody knew they were on sale for $9.99 at Warren's and only the worst sort of Mom or Dad would try to pass off the on-sale unsalable jeans as a Christmas present. And you looked at them and thought if you took that stupid-ass chain off and stopped tucking in your awful acrylic sweaters you could almost pretend they were just some old gray jeans, but no...you like the chain. Loser.

But these relatively honest frauds pale in comparison to wayofthelittleflower's stuff.



Crystal barbed-wire mom jeans,
$130



"Painted fire crystal jeans," $150



"Hollister Emilio Pucci scarf patched Swarovski jeans," $150. "Custom destroyed in all the right places and patched with a vintage Emilio Pucci silk scarf." The combination of Swarovski plus Pucci plus Hollister =

Idiot tax = $5

From the Giant Tiger flyer.

I'm not quite sure what the deal is with this one. Usually these things are sadly transparent -- if it was in a Burberry plaid you could be reasonably confident that its hapless buyer would be a chav seeking a little touch of tough; if it had a Chanel logo, the class insecurity issues* would be clear. But what message is the Coors Light chair offering, and why is it worth a premium? I'm at a loss.


* For related LOLZ check out this grasping People can always tell when you're wearing a fake and it makes you look ignorant! rant.